please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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