Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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