worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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