I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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