So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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