Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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