i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i barfeds in our rink
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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