and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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