ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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