Don't you send me to vm
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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