But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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