To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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