it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
