he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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