Do you still have your period?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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