Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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