we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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