No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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