I like to think it a success when the cops are called
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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