he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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