He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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