On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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