Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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