home. puking in laundry basket.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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