the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
