lets start a swedish sibling band together
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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