I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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