omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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