So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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