What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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