I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
