Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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