There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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