He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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