Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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