White coat. Heels.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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