Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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