Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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