i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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