You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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