I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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