you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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