I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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