Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot