You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.