this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.