What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Randomize
