i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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