Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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