weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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