she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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