At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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