Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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