i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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