I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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