"it" just moved
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
All I want is dick and wine.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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