My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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