How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This girl is more easily done than said...
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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