Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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