I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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