Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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