we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize